Archive - The Paper

Smile, you're on my doorbell camera

That one time I watched my neighbor chase his dog around our front yard.

Jun 3, 2022 •

May 2022

I saw a proud woman at the hospital

Don't worry, she's fine now.

May 6, 2022 •

April 2022

I think you'll like this one

At least, that's my hope.

Apr 1, 2022 •

March 2022

This one is for my dad

Mar 4, 2022 •

February 2022

Kids like games that go in circles

One person's random is another person's meaning.

Feb 4, 2022 •

January 2022

Everything temporary. Everything eternal.

Why nothing matters and everything matters all at the same time.

Jan 7, 2022 •

December 2021

This email has no purpose

A few weeks ago, a plumber came to our house to fix a leak (as plumbers do). Part of that fixing process happened outside at the gas meter. The…

Dec 10, 2021 •

November 2021

Do you remember your first day of work?

Nov 5, 2021 •

October 2021

The one with all the poems

Just a heads up, these don't rhyme.

Oct 1, 2021 •

September 2021

Can you live in the moment?

Or, maybe an easier (yet also harder) ask, can you define and acknowledge the existence of a single moment as it happens?

Sep 3, 2021 •

August 2021

Bo Burnham and banana slicers

Why we need to bring back (some) unitaskers

Aug 6, 2021 •

April 2021

How to steal a gimme

It's Master's week, so here's to a tradition unlike any other—not making putts.

Apr 9, 2021 •

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