Archive - The Paper

Why do leaves fall?

Turns out, there are lots of reasons.

Dec 20 •

How to survive 140.6 miles

It's really just about water and prayer.

Dec 13 •

It's great to see you, dad.

And other things the boy is saying right now.

Dec 6 •

November 2024

How to build a deck and stay married

Both are high risk, high reward endeavors.

Nov 22 •

The hours from 5-7pm

Nov 15 •

This joke doesn't have a punchline.

Nov 8 •

How to board a plane

Featuring Clayton Kershaw

Nov 1 •

October 2024

Who I'm voting for

This headline will, in no way, deliver on its promise.

Oct 25 •

Ticonderoga No. 2

Nothing feels better than picking up a pencil.

Oct 18 •

Swiss army knife or scalpel?

Would you rather be good at everything or great at one thing?

Oct 11 •

On traveling with a child

I've observed a lot and learned a little.

Oct 4 •

September 2024

A potentially obnoxious and already over-explained observation of something fairly mundane

The title is too long, I know.

Sep 27 •

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